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Friday Five + A cousin's guidance
2003-07-26/1:52 a.m.
Have you ever been asked if you were a harlot? Or if you'd ever been laid? Are these the sort of questions a cousin should ask?

I don't know I guess I think this is an odd thing to ask your cousin about this stuff. Especially when your cousin is the opposite sex and 10 years younger. I guess I think it's weird. But after we had our little chat we watched Waking Ned Devine. It's a very funny movie. I suggest it for all of you.

I don't have anything more to write so I shall say au revoir!

~Kates

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?

Katy: Homewrecker Extraordinarie

2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?

a bunch of happy '80s songs, Something Corporate, Phantom Planet, Dashboard, and of course SHOWTUNES, esp. On My Own

3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?

Live-action, then I could have any one actually play me and I wouldn't have to do any work. I'd feel obligated to do my own voice if it were animated

4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?

We'd all play ourselves, either that or you'd have to visit the MulletNation movie casting. I may change my person to Janeane Garfarflo though. She seems to have my cynicism down pat.

5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.

Peter's motion towards the television and there it is... The Marathon Pose. Also random antics of the MulletNation crew.

'Saw an old fisherman out swaying on the dock

Swinging a jug of something in the string of fish he had caught

His wife had left him just a week before

She packed up her bags and she waltzed on out the door

And she said

You know I don't like the way I am

You know I don't like the way I am

And then she cried

Right out loud

She sang (yodel)

You and me walked down the shores of our youth

Chasing the sunrise and challenging the truth

Its all so distant now I've seen too many lies

Turning my vision into crumbling demise

Makes me want to say

I don't like the way I am

You see I don't like the way I am

I'm gonna change the way I am

I'm gonna change the way I am

Right now

Hear me crying out loud'

-I Don't Like The Way I Am

Martin Sexton

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